Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Add to your Dictionary



I got this in an email recently just wanted to pass it on.




These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.




ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.




BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.




CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.




COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.




DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.




EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.




HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.




INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.




MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.




RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn.




SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.




SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.




TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.




TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.




YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.




WRINKLES:Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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